The Golf Duck: Golf Quotes Magnets

The Golf Duck

"I always thought a golf club looked like a duck…"

Buck Thornton

Golf Sayings - Magnets
$2.00

All the old golf sayings and quotes you have ever heard about golf... gathered in one place. These magnets are made from prints of my original drawings. They are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. They are the perfect "stocking stuffer," token gift, or just a cute magnet for the fridge, locker, etc.

Most magnets available in 2-1/4" round or 2-1/4" x 3-1/2" rectangular. I can also custom make any sayings you want in any quantity - See the order form below.

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Please note that The Golf Duck requires a $10.00 order
If ordering magnets only, there is a 5 quantity minimum

List of sayings:

Item: $2.00 ea.	Quant.:	Saying:
Rectangle		I was cut out to be a pro golfer…But someone stitched me up wrong.
Rectangle Round		If frustration and humiliation is your aim…then golf is your game.
Rectangle Round		A golfer's diet…Live on "greens" as much as possible!!
Rectangle		Housework is for women who don’t know how to golf.
Rectangle		When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
Rectangle		"Gimme"…an uneasy agreement between two poor putters.
Rectangle Round		Gone golfin’…be back dark thirty.
Rectangle Round		If there’s no golf in heaven…I’m not going.
Rectangle		Still love the game?
Rectangle Round		Fairways forever…Housework whenever!
Rectangle Round		I once gave up golf…It was the most terrifying week-end of my life.
Rectangle Round		I’m a two handicapper…my boss won’t let me off early, and my wife keeps me home week-ends!
Rectangle Round		I don’t say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they’ed come up sliced.
Rectangle Round		I’ve spent most of my life golfing…the rest I’ve just wasted.
Rectangle Round		The game is called golf…all the other 4-letter words were taken.
Rectangle Round		A woman’s place is on the golf course.
Rectangle Round		He who has the fastest cart has the best lie.
Rectangle Round		I’m hitting the woods just great…but having a terrible time getting out of them!
Rectangle Round		Born to golf…Forced to work.
Rectangle Round		I’d rather be golfing.
Rectangle Round		Are we playing men’s rules today…or do we have to count each stroke.
Rectangle Round		I hate golf…I hate golf…"Nice shot"…I love golf!
Rectangle Round		Golf is my bag!!
Rectangle		My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
Rectangle Round		May thy ball lie in green pastures…and not in still waters.
Rectangle Round		If I hit it right, it’s a slice…If I hit it left, it’s a hook…If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle!!

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The Golf Duck
c/o Buck Thornton
601 Nebraska Street
Spindale, NC 28160
828-288-2008
email: buck@thegolfduck.com