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"I always thought a golf club looked like a duck…"

Buck Thornton

Golf Sayings - Magnets
$2.00

All the old golf sayings and quotes you have ever heard about golf... gathered in one place. These magnets are made from prints of my original drawings. They are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. They are the perfect "stocking stuffer," token gift, or just a cute magnet for the fridge, locker, etc.

Most magnets available in 2-1/4" round or 2-1/4" x 3-1/2" rectangular. I can also custom make any sayings you want in any quantity - See the order form below.

Bury Me on the Golf Course A Golfer's Diet
He Who Has the Fastest Cart Born to Golf
Golf is Your Game Golf is My Bag

Note: check boxes and enter a quantity on magnets you
wish to order. click the 'order' button to place your order
Please note that The Golf Duck requires a $10.00 order
If ordering magnets only, there is a 5 quantity minimum

List of sayings:

Item:
$2.00 ea.
Quant.: Saying:
Rectangle I was cut out to be a pro golfer…But someone stitched me up wrong.
Rectangle
Round

If frustration and humiliation is your aim…then golf is your game.
Rectangle
Round

A golfer's diet…Live on "greens" as much as possible!!
Rectangle Housework is for women who don’t know how to golf.
Rectangle When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
Rectangle "Gimme"…an uneasy agreement between two poor putters.
Rectangle
Round

Gone golfin’…be back dark thirty.
Rectangle
Round

If there’s no golf in heaven…I’m not going.
Rectangle Still love the game?
Rectangle
Round

Fairways forever…Housework whenever!
Rectangle
Round

I once gave up golf…It was the most terrifying week-end of my life.
Rectangle
Round

I’m a two handicapper…my boss won’t let me off early, and my wife keeps me home week-ends!
Rectangle
Round

I don’t say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they’ed come up sliced.
Rectangle
Round

I’ve spent most of my life golfing…the rest I’ve just wasted.
Rectangle
Round

The game is called golf…all the other 4-letter words were taken.
Rectangle
Round

A woman’s place is on the golf course.
Rectangle
Round

He who has the fastest cart has the best lie.
Rectangle
Round

I’m hitting the woods just great…but having a terrible time getting out of them!
Rectangle
Round

Born to golf…Forced to work.
Rectangle
Round

I’d rather be golfing.
Rectangle
Round

Are we playing men’s rules today…or do we have to count each stroke.
Rectangle
Round

I hate golf…I hate golf…"Nice shot"…I love golf!
Rectangle
Round

Golf is my bag!!
Rectangle My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
Rectangle
Round

May thy ball lie in green pastures…and not in still waters.
Rectangle
Round

If I hit it right, it’s a slice…If I hit it left, it’s a hook…If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle!!

Order custom magnets here!
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on your custom magnet order via email.
note: this form is for a quote request only,
you will not be charged at this time.

Custom Magnet - quoted

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The Golf Duck
c/o Buck Thornton
601 Nebraska Street
Spindale, NC 28160
828-288-2008
email: buck@thegolfduck.com

 

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